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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into Canada, Eh!

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Uncle John's Bathroom Reader is proud to present a special edition devoted to our friends to the north, Canada. From fascinating facts about Canadian history and culture to hilarious anecdotes and trivia, this book has something for everyone.

Canada: A Brief History

Canada is a vast and diverse country with a rich and storied history. The first inhabitants of Canada were the Aboriginal peoples, who arrived in the region thousands of years ago. Europeans first arrived in Canada in the 15th century, and the country was eventually colonized by France and England. Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867, and it gained full independence in 1982.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Canada, Eh

by Bathroom Readers' Institute

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Language	:	English
File size	:	2014 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	473 pages

Canada is a parliamentary democracy and a constitutional monarchy, with Queen Elizabeth II as its head of state. The country is divided into ten provinces and three territories. Canada's official languages are English and French.

Canadian Culture

Canada is a multicultural society with a diverse population. The country is home to people from all over the world, and this diversity is reflected in Canadian culture.

Canada is known for its friendly people, its beautiful scenery, and its rich arts and culture scene. The country is home to a number of world-class museums, art galleries, and theaters. Canada is also known for its music, with a number of famous musicians calling the country home.

Canadian Trivia

Canada is the second largest country in the world, after Russia.
Canada has the longest coastline in the world, at over 243,000 kilometers.
Canada has more lakes than any other country in the world, with over three million.
Canada is home to the world's largest beaver dam, which is located in Wood Buffalo National Park.
Canada is the largest producer of maple syrup in the world.

Canadian Humor

Canadians are known for their sense of humor, which is often self-deprecating and ironic. Canadian humor is often based on the country's unique history and culture. For example, one popular Canadian joke is: "What do you call a Canadian who's always bragging about their country? A Canuck."

Here are a few more Canadian jokes to make you laugh:

Why do Canadians say "sorry" so much? Because they're always apologizing for being Canadian.
What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? A canoe tips.
What do you call a Canadian who's always late? A Newfie.

We hope you enjoyed this special edition of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader all about Canada. Whether you're a Canadian yourself or just interested in learning more about our neighbor to the north, we hope you found something to entertain and inform you.

Thanks for reading!